I usually post every Monday right now, but this is SERIOUS.
My fiance is a serious, serious candy stealer. I had to buy a fridge locker and safe from Amazon, just so he won’t my stuff. I told him “If I get two snickers bars, and I give one to you, great, but don’t eat yours AND mine, too”. He’s went through 15 or more pounds of candy in a short number of months. Two 5 lb. bags of sour patch kids in a weeks time!